What does an atheist do when caught in a religious trap? Pray for release? When the suggestion came to attend a workshop in the salubrious climes of Lonavla \u2013 and that too at a MRP which seemed to be quite reasonable, the reaction was \u2018What the hell? I can always take a furlough if it is boring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing can be more irritating for a teacher, than to be not able to listen to his own voice in a class.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing excites a kid more than the idea of having fun. The fun increases when the kid realizes that whilst he is having fun, his mom and dad are actually attending classes on parenting!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We use a lot of video in class nowadays. Even when using video we have realized that it is audio quality that matters more. The screen can be a 10 inch netbook \u2013 it does not matter. How would it be if we only used audio? A lot of popular youtube videos \u2013 music for studies, music for meditation etc \u2013 are the only audio sorts. Is there something more to them than just low bandwidth? What if the feed was a speech instead of music? In hearing a talk on audio \u2013 the added advantage is posture. You unconsciously feel more relaxed \u2013 the virtual speaker who peers down the video screen is absent. He could not see you anyways, but now you are doubly sure he cannot. So a lot of the audience closes their eyes \u2013 helps imagination, helps concentration. An experiment worth doing in a class!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The kid was annoyed with his parents. You could clearly see that? So I asked him, \u2018Should I go to the market, and get some new ones from you? What kind would you like me to buy? A mom who only makes burgers and pizzas? A dad who takes you out everyday?\u2019. It is easy for mom and dad. They have an option to not look at each other, ever. Unfortunately for the kid \u2013 he does not have the option of the marketplace \u2013 there is no doosri-mom.com for him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Japan you bow to pay respect. The more the respect, the deeper the bow. In India, the bow is 1-0. You go 180 degrees and touch the feet, or nothing at all. It is an ancient custom. You don\u2019t find this happening too often. When someone does it to me \u2013 it makes me feel ancient. I usually end up shooing potential bowers \u2013 by dequivering them before the bows and arrows come. But look at it physiologically \u2013 good for the blood flow to the brain. The more you bow \u2013 the brainier you become. The problem near the age of 50 is that the number of people you can bow to reduces \u2013 as you realize the world is not as young as it used to be. So I looked at it this way \u2013 why not do the reverse. Why not pay respect to the future, to the youth? Started with the wife. She muttered some blessings under her breath \u2013 which I am still trying to decipher. Tomorrow it is going to be the kids. And yes, am eagerly awaiting the day I can extend this practice to the grandchildren..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is a net made of? Holes, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you link progress with action? The Hindi word for progress is Pragati; the word for speed is Gati? Without action there can be no progress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I met a beggar on the road. He asked for 5 Rupees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am normally not very kind with beggars \u2013 and tend to ignore them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Feeling excessively generous, I gave him 10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He called back: \u2018Boss, give me 10 more.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Why?\u2019 I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018First, my plan\u2019, said the beggar, \u2018was to have a cup of chai. That would have cost me 5 bucks. Now you have given me 10, so why not have a wada-pav along with it?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you faced a time that you were so full of happiness that you actually burped? How many times have you had so much of your quota of happiness, that you say \u2018No more. I am full.\u2019 Reality is that there is no end to this need for happiness. The corollary \u2013 there will always be sadness. The pendulum swings both ways, always. 50% happiness \u2013 50% sadness. The ying always goes with the yang. There can be no happiness without sadness. It is always a relative thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Take out your wallet. Take out a 100 Rs. note from it. Is it yours? Are you sure? Did you steal it? How did you earn it? Specifically that note? Possession is ownership.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To get something you must give something. Did you know that you apply that principle every minute? You cannot breath in without breathing out. You cannot eat without going to the loo. So why do you not accept this with wealth? This is a Karj, not an arj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Each one washing his dishes immediately after a meal gives a sense of completion to a meal. It is a declaration: No more, I am done. It sends a message: my plate is ready for the next meal when it comes. It makes waste very visible \u2013 as it goes thrown into the garbage bin. And finally \u2013 it is easy to do as the adhesion of the food particles is still not high immediately after a meal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2 dals and 2 rotis is an excellent lunch. Especially if it is frugal with the oil and the spices. Attending to work after such a meal is so much easier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
90% of what happens to you in life you cannot control. But give 100% to the 10% that you can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The real test of a person is in crisis. I wonder why interviewers do not end up discussing such crisis situations with candidates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Richard Dawkins says that we all have genes for \u2018selfishness.\u2019 \u2018Unselfishness\u2019 has to be taught!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Marathi a typical 35 minute school period is called a \u2018taas\u2019. Taas also means one hour in Marathi. Is it an indication of schools trying to squeeze in too many things in too short a time?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you slip on a banana peel, who is responsible? The peel? The person who threw the peel? The sweepers who did not clean the roads? The Municipal corporation? And if you did not slip, then who is responsible? And by the way, what did you do about the peel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every action is a reaction, There is a cause for every effect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Imagine your kid has topped the board exams in the state. What would you say? What would your kid say? Who would he credit? What feelings would run through you when he thanks you as the TV cameras roll? Now imagine your kid has failed the board exams. Who should he give the credit to now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once a wood-cutter was asked how old his axe was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ohh. It is a family heirloom. Has been with us for the last 10 generations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometimes we change the handle, sometimes the blade \u2013 but the axe, Sir, she always remains the same. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who are you? The first reaction is always a name. You are a name. So if I show your photo to other people they will recognize it. That\u2019s you. What if I show them a photo of you as a one year old? Would they recognize it? What if you emigrate to the US and we lose touch. You whatsapp me your photo 30 years later. Would people in this room be able to say that it is you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like the axe, your cells are constantly dying and being born. This ongoing attrition ensures that in 7 years time, there is a completely new \u2018you\u2019. Not a single cell that existed in you 7 years ago exists in you today. Yet, you continue to believe that you are you. So you are not definitely not your cells, your body. In fact, the body is an illusion. Your hunt for your identity is not over. Go find it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you were in the womb, your heart beat 150 times a second.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you were born, it was at 120.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you die, it is 60.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All of us are born with a finite number of heart beats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can call it one tankful of your car\u2019s fuel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We want our kids to be Ferraris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When we are experiencing negative emotions, especially jealousy, our heart beats faster. The engine is running at a higher speed. You are not going faster, you simply are in the wrong gear. So you end up sapping away a little more of your life than it would have you had if you had been in the right gear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We want all our kids to grow up to be Ferraris. They start life as Maruti 800\u2019s. The selling point of most Marutis has always been the \u2018average\u2019. Unfortunately in the fog of life, we cannot see the scenery go past \u2013 so we tend to judge progress through the revs that shoot out from the engine. We feel that by running our kids at high rpms, even when we are reducing the \u2018efficiency\u2019 of the kids, we are getting them closer to being Ferraris. Once in a while \u2013 it would be a good idea to check \u2013 and see if their gear is set right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I got down from the ST bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had dropped me on the highway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The village was some distance from the highway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I asked an old man who sat under a tree \u2018Kaka, village jaane ko kitna time lagega?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Start walking\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought he had not understood me, so I asked him the same question, this time in Marathi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Start walking\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thinking to myself, that how senility brings rudeness, I started walking along the kachcha road to the village.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After half a minute, I hear the old man say: \u201820 minutes\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I looked back and said: \u2018Kaka, pehle kyon naahin bola?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And he replied: \u2018I hadn\u2019t seen you walking.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A harrowed mom and daughter visited the teacher to chat about her daughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018My daughter\u2019, said the parent, \u2018will eat things only if they are sweet. How do I get rid of her addiction to sugar?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Come back to me after 15 days\u2019, said the teacher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faithfully, 15 days later the mom came to visit the teacher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Beti\u2019, said the teacher, \u2018You got to stop eating sweets from now on.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The daughter agreed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The mom was pleasantly surprised to find that the daughter did have a change of heart (or should we say change of tongue?) and gave up on all things sweet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She went a month later to meet the teacher to thank her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On meeting the teacher, a small doubt crept in to her mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Teacher, why did you not tell her to stop eating the first time we met you?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Replied the teacher, \u2018How could I? Had to try it on myself first.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can\u2019t take vows of comfort. Vows are made only of sacrifices.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What I do is right Vs I do what is right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you translate the saying \u2018Tum Bhi Dev\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One translation is: Thou art also God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The other is: You also give.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are the two translations really different?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fun activities for School kids:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cut a 12 inch circle from a newspaper. Kids have to make a Hanuman tail from it. The longest tail wins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A cup is kept at the bottom of a bucket full of water. Kids have to drop coins from the top, so that they fall into the cup at the bottom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every one knows their dad\u2019s name. When you were a young kid, you wouldn\u2019t have known your grandfather\u2019s name. Now you do. But do you know your grandfather\u2019s father\u2019s name. Most probably not. And if you do, maybe so do I.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are all going to be lost in the memories of our future generations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
However there are some who will be remembered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do know MK Gandhi. He is your great-grandfather\u2019s generation, isn\u2019t he?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think of our lives as planters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most of us plant grains that we harvest every few months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sugarcane can take more than a year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then there are those of us who plant orchards, which can take a decade to bear fruit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But very very few of us would plant teak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It takes 80 years to mature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Gandhis of the world are always the teak planters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"