Number of words: 116<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Brilliant Puns:…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. A man who leaps off a cliff, is jumping to a conclusion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. A man running in front of a car gets ‘tired’; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a ‘Tiger’ would!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toss is the most important part of any royal challengers Bangalore match. It decides whether they will loss by runs or wickets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before you judge a man, walk a mine in his shoes. After that who cares?… He is a mile away and you have got his shoes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Billy Conolly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"