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HipDict* is the crowdsourced dictionary that\u2019s going strong with over 2 million followers. Here are a few examples of how HipDict tells it like it really is…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Home* (n.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The place where you trust the toilet seat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*English Teacher* (n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A person who puts more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Sibling* (n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019d give them your kidney but you won\u2019t let them borrow your charger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Etc.* (abb .)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
End of thinking capacity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Oh, ok* (phr.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought you understood me, but you don\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*I\u2019m fine* (phr.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not dead. Still alive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Friend* (n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you it\u2019s bullshit, and then listens to some more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Everything happens for a reason* (phr.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometimes the reason is you\u2019re stupid and make bad decisions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*K.* (adv.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ok but with anger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Psychopaths* (n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
People who watch scary movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Happiness* (n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not having to set the alarm clock for the next day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*I\u2019m going to sleep early tonight * (phr.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The biggest lie you tell yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Dad* (n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A person who has no clue what\u2019s inside when you open a gift labelled \u201cFrom Mom & Dad\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"