Number of words: 397<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sarcastic facts based on solid logic:-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. The past tense of fit is fat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. An infinite number of $1 bills and $20 bills are worth the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. If your parachute doesn\u2019t deploy, you have the rest of the life to fix it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Average human lifespan is 70 years equating to 2.2 billion seconds. There are 7.5 billion people on Earth. So technically every person is not even worth a second of your time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. The sentence \u201cDon\u2019t objectify women\u201d has women as the object of the sentence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. You cannot make History if you use Incognito Mode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. We pay taxes on money we earn to pay taxes on money we spend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Pizza is the real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. There is a tree out there that is growing out there for your coffin or your funeral pyre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. If you cut off your left arm then your right arm would be left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
12. The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
13. No matter how strong mathematician or guesser you are, but you can\u2019t guess the ending digits of \u201cpi\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
14. 100 years ago the rich owned the cars while the poor had horses. Now everyone has a car while only the rich own horses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
15. People say \u201cmarriage is forever\u201d but actually Divorce is forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
16. There\u2019s no physical evidence to say that today is Monday. We just have to trust someone who kept the count since first one ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
17. Cows are so calm and happy because their favourite food is on the ground all the time. Imagine walking on pizzas all day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
18. The Wright Brothers were responsible for 9\/11 too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
19. We spend five days a week pretending to be someone else in order to spend two days being who we are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
20. Whenever you register a username, you are disappointing someone in the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
21. Internet connects people at a long distance and disconnects people at a short distance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
22. Someone has your dream job and hates going to work every day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
23. Alcohol is a solution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
24. Cells divide to multiply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
25. If you beat your own record, you\u2019re both a winner and a loser.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"