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This is being sent only to those who are  believed to have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements. 

It requires a moderately deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.

*9 Points to Ponder*

*Number 9* – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

*Number 8* – Life is sexually transmitted.

*Number 7* – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

*Number 6* – Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. So, ladies, if you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.

*Number 5* – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

*Number 4* – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

*Number 3* – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

*Number 2* – In the 60’s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.

*Number 1* – Life is like a jar of mirchi chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow !

*And as someone recently said to me: Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.!!*