The Art of Political Satire: A Collection of Wit



Number of words: 307

A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments…

“In my many years I have come to a conclusion, … that one useless man is a shame,  two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government.” ~John Adams

“If you don’t read the newspaper you are  uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are  misinformed.” ~Mark Twain

“I  contend that for  a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying  to lift himself up by the  handle.” ~Winston Churchill

“A government which  robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”~George Bernard Shaw 

“Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.” ~ Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

“Giving  money and  power to  government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”~P.J. O’Rourke,  Civil Libertarian

“Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!”~Pericles (430  B.C.) 

“No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.”~Mark Twain  (1866)

“The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.” ~ Ronald  Reagan 

“The  only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”~Mark Twain

“What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.”~Edward Langley,  Artist (1928-1995) 

“A  government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”

~Thomas Jefferson 

“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”~Aesop          

“If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!”~P.J.  O’Rourke

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