Number of words: 116

Brilliant Puns:…

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, is jumping to a conclusion.

3. A man running in front of a car gets ‘tired’; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a ‘Tiger’ would!

7. Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”

Toss is the most important part of any royal challengers Bangalore match. It decides whether they will loss by runs or wickets.

Before you judge a man, walk a mine in his shoes. After that who cares?… He is a mile away and you have got his shoes!

-Billy Conolly