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There is the story of the Romanian whore who decided to go straight and became engaged to be married. On the eve of her wedding her conscience began to worry her and she went to a Rabbi to ask whether she should tell her fiancé about her past. Yes, said sage, you should tell him everything.

Well, on second thoughts, everything except the second fact that you are Romanian.

Excerpted  from Israel by Chaim Bermant