Number of words: 195

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*Home* (n.) 

The place where you trust the toilet seat.

*English Teacher* (n.)

A person who puts more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.

*Sibling* (n.)

You’d give them your kidney but you won’t let them borrow your charger.

*Etc.* (abb .)

End of thinking capacity.

*Oh, ok* (phr.)

I thought you understood me, but you don’t.

*I’m fine* (phr.)

Not dead. Still alive.

*Friend* (n.)

Someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you it’s bullshit, and then listens to some more.

*Everything happens for a reason* (phr.)

 Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.

*K.* (adv.)

Ok but with anger.

*Psychopaths* (n.)

People who watch scary movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards.

*Happiness* (n.)

Not having to set the alarm clock for the next day.

*I’m going to sleep early tonight * (phr.)

The biggest lie you tell yourself.

*Dad* (n.)

A person who has no clue what’s inside when you open a gift labelled “From Mom & Dad”.